it’s hard buying gifts for nerds bc you’re like “i want the thing but they’re my friend”
it’s the ultimate sacrafice
[im a boss ass bitch plays quietly in the background]
i am in love with two people. one is you. the other one is also you, but from an alternate timeline with dragons.
Too tired to finish studying and by finish I mean start
jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy
i dont say “no” to drugs
i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums
*puts on unwashed sweater over the shirt i slept in* im ready for university
Sometimes I still mentally think “OLD AS BALLS” when someone asks me how old something/someone is.
Is that a no?
I have seen three Ouran High School Host Club posts in a matter of minutes I think this is a sign that that’s how I should spend my nights instead of applying to college